Female Trouble

Rated NR; 89min; Director:John Waters (1974)
Alamo Website:  Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels and this holiday season Hey Homo! is bringing you the movie that proved it. If you have already seen Dawn Davenport (Divine) beat her mother with a Christmas tree then you know why you need to watch it again as part of a great big Homo Holiday celebration. For those unfortunate souls that have never witnessed Dawn later beating her teenage daughter into unconsciousness with a chair, this December is your chance to repent and see FEMALE TROUBLE the way it should be seen; on 35mm on the big screen with a whole big bunch of boozing homos. I don't want to ruin it, but just in case it doesn't sound filthy enough you should all know that the disgusting behavior portrayed in this film doesn't end with mere domestic violence. There's still a human bird cage, a crime ring, and full frontal to help convince you. FEMALE TROUBLE, arguably the best and most perverse of the early John Water's collection, brings back the entire PINK FLAMINGOS cast for a film that is nonstop total indulgence for our depraved and filthy-minded audience. (Kayla Williams)